Only Rajini Can do this…

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* Rajanikanth makes onions cry.
* Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
* Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
* Rajanikanth can drown a fish.
* Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
* Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
* If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajanikanth?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
* Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
* Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
* Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
* There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
* Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
* It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
* Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
* Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.
* Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
* Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
* The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.
* When you say "no one's perfect", Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult.
* Rajnikant has counted to infinity - twice.
* Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
* Rajnikant doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
* Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
* Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
* Rajnikant's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
* Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boiled the water with his own rage.
* If you Google Search 'Rajnikant getting kicked'. you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
* There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq; Rajnikant lives in Chennai.
* Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
* The only things that run faster and longer than Rajnikant are his films.
* Rajnikant's every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
* Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajnikant, there is no other way.